Today's Giggle

Husband & wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever"!

"Yeah?" She replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last!"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Stella!!!!

The other night we had some friends over, it was a lot of fun ! We pretty much just sat having a few beers and quite a lot of laughs! Well I'm mainly writting this to tell you something funny... so here it is!

Well being parents you don't always have the time to kick back and relax with some friends at your own place... and when you do... kids usually interrupt a lot.

So here we are my friends and I, and the kids are supposed to be asleep. I start reminding them all of how one of friends was so wasted one day that they started yelling for her boyfriend at the top of her lungs, and how it was soo funny. She blaintly denied that that had ever happened. So I said "yes it was like in the movie "Stellllaaaaaa, Stelllllaaaa!" yelling it out. We all started to laugh harder, and still she denied it.

All of a sudden I hear "mom... mommm." So I head upstairs and my daughter said what's going on mom I hear yelling. So I said "ahhh it's the movie." She said "no you were yelling Stelllllaaaaa, Stelllllaaaaaa!!!" And she literally screamed it. So like any kid she asks why, I say "it was a joke", and she said "that wasn't funny mommy it was scary!"

I nearly died of laughter! Guess u had to be there!

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