Morning People Suck!

I hate "morning" people! They wake up, ready to enjoy a brand new day! Everything is "wonderful!" They are bright eyed and cheery!

Where I'm the complete opposite... I'm a nite owl who loves her sleep and loves to sleep in! Don't ask me to do anything for at least 1hr once I wake up... give the three cups of coffee I had a chance to kick in for crying out loud! I'm usually grumpy, because my sleep has been disturbed! And to top it off, the sun is glaring in my eyes, why... because "morning" people love to open up the blinds at let all that beautiful sunshine in! UGH... is all I can say!

Why I don't like mornings... I don't know. My parents told me I was born like that... I was a baby that was up all nite and slept all day! Just lucky for me my kids love their sleep too... none of them like to be woken up before 8am! And bless their little hearts on the weekend it's 10am! It's definitely not because I let them stay up late... because bedtime is 8pm... but like their mother they love their sleep!

I just don't get what's so exciting about a brand new day... woohoo I'm alive, great... now give me some coffee and a cig or two or three!

The only thing I look forward to as soon as I get up is obviously my family but also the first cig of the morning.... man... like a long lost lover... boy oh boy have I missed you! Oh yeah and of course the coffee... but the coffee is more like foreplay!