Today's Giggle

Husband & wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever"!

"Yeah?" She replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last!"

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Stay away from gold stars!

Recently, I went to a swing party with a group of my friends... now like many of you know... I'm not a swinger. So at the door I got this sticker, a golden star... meaning... I'm new and just checking things out.

The crazy thing was that somehow I became the "forbidden fruit," and everyone wanted a taste! My friends were laughing, saying I shouldn't have taken that golden star! Damn it... only had I known!!!

I can't tell you how many times I had to say "like the gold star implies... I'm just peeking!" I had a blast though... it was fun hanging out with people who know the "real" me. But still at this point in time, swinging still just isn't for me!

But who knows... I have some great swinger friends of mine flying up for a visit in a couple of months... I'll keep ya posted :P

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