Today's Giggle

Husband & wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever"!

"Yeah?" She replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last!"

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Putting on a condom can be sexy!

UGH... what can I say?! Does anyone really like them? I think not! But sometimes depending on your situation, it's a must!

I was talking to one of my guy friends the other day and he said the main reason he hates using them, besides the obvious complaint, is that he loses his erection while putting it on and his girlfriend is no help because she's just plain clumsy! Again... why oh why do people tell me these things lol?!

So I told him that I hated condoms too it ruins the mood, in my opinion. It can seem exciting when you hear the crinkle of the package, cause well, you know your about to get lucky, BUT, when it's part of your everyday sex life, it honestly can suck!

So years ago, I decided to hell with this, there's gotta be a better way! So I found a trick to putting condoms on, well I don't know if you can call it a trick, but I have found a way to put one on, without ruining the mood. Because the typical "stop, fiddle with the package and stare at dick" without fail, spoils the 'moment'.

SO here is what I do. I use my mouth to slide the condom on. It's really easy.. but then I've been doing it like that for years. But it is easy to do and doesn't spoil the mood.

What your girlfriend needs to do is this; open the wrapper and take the condom into her hand. Her hand needs to be in the same shape as if she was giving you a hand job.

She then takes the condom in hand, and places it to her mouth. Sucking the top of the condom into her mouth (the tuque side) just a bit... we don't want her to suck it till she chokes on it! The rim of the condom is left on the outer part of her fingers.

Now with her mouth she needs to slide the condom down the shaft, with her hand helping it unroll. It's that easy!

See... putting on a condom can be sexy!

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