Hell Ride!

I have to tell you about my car ride home from the bash. It was to say the least, eventful! We were all over tired, and all had the giggles. I nearly pissed myself laughing on many occasions. There were 4 of us, another Charm, her hubby, my hubby and myself!

So here we are, driving along, when we come past this little farm, in the boonies, and as we are all oohing and awing over the animals they have, lama's, donkey's, horses and others, we follow the turn in the road, and this farmer has a whole bunch of dead, skinned animals hung up on this type of clothes line. I had to look twice, I thought maybe I was hallucinating... but no I wasn't. But whatever I'm not naive I know people do that... I just haven't seen it so close to the side of a road before. The poor other Charm I was with started to cry. It was sad.

Well we continue along our merry way, and all of a sudden we see flashing lights ahead. A bunch of cops are standing around looking at this jumper. Yes I repeat... a jumper. Some guy threw himself off an overpass and onto the highway. I felt like I was in the movie Wrong Turn, thinking what else is going to happen?!

Well after we get over the devastation of seeing this dead guy on the ground, we need to go through a toll. Well aren't they doing construction, and the pylons are lined up right to the entrance, so we exit. Thinking that's where the pylons are leading us. Well we were wrong. We had to pay the toll twice just to do a U-turn! My hubby was in a rage, he started throwing things out of the car! Oh and when we did the u-turn at the second toll, he was cursing at the woman about the Governor of NY. We were all dying of laughter... I guess you just had to be there!

Then the Charm I was with, she's allergic to lots of stuff. So she had something, that made her sick. At this point, she is driving the car, and we are all sleeping. We awaken to squealing tires and seeing a bright light! OMG we're headed towards a bright light... my life is flashing before my eyes! As we are all thrown to the left of the car as she makes this mad stop, I hear as if from God a deep voice that says "fuck, the Deny's is closed!"

Then oh yes and there is a "then"... we were running low on gas, but we wanted to wait till we found a gas/rest area to stop. Well... let me tell you, that combo never came up! So now we find ourselves, with 1mile of gas left, driving through yet another dinky town looking for gas. We passed three gas stations, do you think any of them were opened? NO!!! Apperently small towns off the highway shut down at 10pm sharp. I was pissed and told hubby that he should have filled up before... why does he always wait. He never looks nervous, but at this point he did... and I told him so and he said how could I not be, and I said because it won't be my ass walking out there looking for gas that's for sure!

Finally we stop and ask someone, they tell us to head back, all the way from where we just exited. Now we are driving on ZERO miles, for about 15 miles. Finally we come to the gas station the guy told us about, just barely making it... chugging along s l o w l y, to the pump!

So needless to say my trip home was anything but uneventful! And let me tell you, so help me God if I have to hear "recalculating route" one more time...!

Late Night Food For Thought!

Have you ever masturbated so hard u injured yourself?! You know what I mean, like when hubby/wife is at work and ur so fucking horny, or u broke up and it's been 3 months (or a day god forbid)... you know what I'm talking about... when no one is around. You know there will be consequences to your actions, but you just don't give a shit and go hog wild?! You know the kind when ur arms hurt, or your back aches.... or the dead give away.... the redness and/or swelling! Well if not ... you should! You're missing a fukintastic time!

I don't know, just late nite food for thought I guess....

Psychics

Do you believe in psychics? Well I have to tell you I always have believed that there are possibly a few out there who are true psychics and the rest are all phonies.

I have been to a few over the years, mostly dragged by my friends. But a few years back I went with a friend to see one. When I sat down, she told me don't tell me anything just say yes or no. Now of course there are a few things perhaps she can tell right off the bat, for example if you're wearing wedding rings she'll say you're married. But the freaky thing was that she would say stuff like "so you have been married for 10 years!" She gave specifics. She would say stuff like "all your kids have blue eyes", which by looking at me you wouldn't guess that.

Now when I go to see a psychic I'm not interested in knowing about my past, you know what I mean... I've been there, done that... tell me something I don't know. Well when I went to see her 2 years ago, she told me that I would get a promotion at work, then leave to do something on the Internet.

Funny thing is she told me that within 3 months I'd get the promotion... and I did. I also left, and started on SC. Which she had somewhat predicted.

I just find it soo spooky yet cool that some people can know things about the future. I have friends who give me heck for going. But really I do it for fun, entertainment. Like going to the movies. If what she says happens, and it's good, then great! But I'm not going to influence my future decisions based on what she says. Except for maybe if she could tell me the winning numbers to the lottery!

On a side note... I didn't end up on SC because she suggested I might be doing something like this. I ended up there because I finally gave in to my husband harassing me for over 10 years to get on there. I just made my one year on SC and I'm loving it to death!

Busy Month!

I've been such a slacker this month! I need to be disciplined... anyone up for it?! lol

Well this month has been extremely busy for me, one it was my birthday, two the bash, three visiting a friend who lives like 17 hours away from me then, well I got back from the bash and just needed to recuperate!

The bash was great! I had a blast! Got lots of sets in some were with a few different Charms. Didn't get to shoot with everyone I planned to, you just kinda run outta time! But there is always next year! One guy (Ryan) was great he brought all us smoking Charms cigarettes! Thanks Ryan.... I'm in love with Cloves now lol! (I meant that in a good way!)

My fave thing about the bash is that I finally got to do more BDSM sets! Again, not as many as I had hoped for but still it was great to finally have a victim!

Well this is just a short note to let you know where I have been and what's been going on. Oh and I'm back on SCLIVE. Haven't been on there in months! I'm not sure what my schedule is, like I've said a million times, I don't do schedules. But I'll try to be back there more often, and try my best to stick to the schedule posted!

Fucked up the wazoo!

Less than 24 hours till I leave for the bash... and guess what... I'm soooo not ready! I haven't cleaned my house, laundry's not finished and I haven't packed yet.

I have always been a last minute type person, but I've done bad on this one. I've left it too close. Today, I have a doctors apt because I had bronchitis, then I have a hairdresser apt, then it'll be supper time by the time I get back, and I still need to shop for a few things, oh and finish up 2 customs.... all before I leave! So needless to say I'm fucked... and not in a good way ;)

But in all honesty, it wasn't totally my fault, I was sick, so I didn't do much. And now I have to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off... and maybe just maybe, I'll be ready. God I wish I was like 7 of 9... you know from Star Trek. Just plug in and recharge... not needing 10 hours sleep, because yes that is what I need to be able to function... ok well maybe 8, the other 2 hours are just because I love to sleep. But don't tell that to hubby, because then he'll make me get up and make breakfast! Wish me luck!

SEX

Sex... how important is it? I'd say it's huge. But then again, I'm horny and need satisfying all the time! I was talking recently to someone who said "as you get older sex is still important, but not at the top of your list!" I was, needless to say, stunned, especially since this is a guy friend of mine. He claims it's still high on my list because I'm "young," (he's 11yrs older than me). I told him I don't care what age I am, sex will always be at the top of my list. I'll be that little 80 year old woman, in a old folks home, begging the hot orderly for another bath! "Oh yeah Mr. Orderly... rub there again!"

I always kid around and say "if the sex is great... I can learn to love anyone!" Now there is truth in that within reason, he'd still have to be a great guy (personality wise of course), not a wife beater... you know what I mean. But if the sex is great... I think I could overlook a few things ;) Who cares about the stubble in the sink, or his clothes on the floor, I could even live with him not putting the seat down... because hey... he fucks my brains out!

Oh... and there's one last reason that sex is high on my list... if I don't get it... I get cranky... and dare I say... I can even turn into a bitch! So in the end, everyone suffers... and who wants that?!

Fun Times!

I went out with a friend of mine to a bar of all nites lol a Sunday nite! But it was pretty packed. It was a last min thing, guess we left around 9, she called me at 8:30. I wasn't expecting it lol so I told her give me a few to get ready.

Well we went to this bar in my town that has been around FOREVER. So it's a mix of old fogies and us younger people lol. Anyways, it was pretty much just her and I for a bit, then we got invited over to hang out at another table.

I guess our table seemed to be the most fun because eventually people just started coming over and joining us. Our little table of 4 ended up with about 30 people by the end of the nite.

And well whoever knows me, knows that I'm a social alcoholic lol. Needless to say, 6 beers, 2 double sex on the beach, 2 double vodka cranberry and some vodka shots... I was feeling great!

I'm a shameless flirt period, forget about when I drunk lol! So of course I gave some lap dances lol! No touching of course! It's such a turn on to see a guy squirm!

It was soo funny there was this guy there who literally looked like he had a huge stick up his ass! And I told him so... I said either that or he needed to have his brains fucked outta him! He said he was drunk and that's the way he gets and he said he hated the shirt he was wearing. I also told him he was sitting like a girl, that he needed to learn how to sit like a man. He kept going on and on about this stupid shirt, and how he was going to throw it out when he got home.

So finally I said, Ok I'll help you loosen up. I walked over to him, put my hands through the buttons of his shirt, and ripped it open.... buttons went flying! He was soo shocked! Everyone was laughing, a few spit out their beers! So I told him... "see now u look relaxed!" Then I told him it was time to learn how to sit like a man. He sat down, I knelt down in front of him and spread his legs apart... told him to put one hand on his leg and the other one on the table holding his beer! WOW what a change all of a sudden this dork didn't look so bad! Let me tell you the poor bastard didn't dare move till closing time lol!

There was this other guy there who was trying to intimidate me... why I don't know it's his thing I guess. I told him he needed some lessons in intimidation tactics. So I stood up... he was sitting, I moved in real close and stared down at him and just blew my smoke in his face! He pretended to not like it... but I knew, deep down inside he was luvin it!

OH YEAH!!! There was also this other guy lol! He was trying to bum smokes off of me. So I told him if he wanted a smoke, he'd have to do something for me! He agreed... poor bastard... they just don't know who they are dealing with. So I told him for a smoke, he'd have to get down on his hands and knees and lick my boots. Immediately he dropped to the ground, licked my boots... I rewarded him with a smoke! Needless to say he kept coming back! I was cool with it! Got him to lick under my boots the next time and then both boots the third time!

I'm such a bad girl when I go out... but you know what... they all said they hope I come back one day, because they never had had such fun.... poor people... they must lead such boring lives lol!

Oh and the best part! I only bought my first beer! The rest were bought for me! Hey... who said you can't have fun with only 10 bucks on you!

Hell Month!

Sorry I haven't been around. So much on my plate lately it's not even funny! Sept is a hell month, trying to get into the swing of school and routines! God, I'm sooo not a routine person. I've never been one for routines, I hate having a schedule. I've always been spontaneous, I do what I want when I want... and well it's not always easy when u have a family.

So I'll do my best to try to get back on track and post regularly lol!