Today's Giggle

Husband & wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "when you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever"!

"Yeah?" She replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last!"

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Proof of Purchase

I went shopping the other day, among some of the stores I went to were Costco and Walmart. I have always been bothered by the fact that after you purchase things from their stores, you must stand in another line up to show your receipt as they check over your basket or bags.

Some of you probably don't give a shit, but legally they have no right to do that. Once I have paid for my purchase, it is now legally mine and I don't have to show any proof of purchase. I can if I want to, but legally it's not required. Yet we all stand in their line-ups like sheep, waiting for the a ok to leave.

Next time when I'm not in a rush, I'm going to tell them that legally have no right and see what happens!

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