Twitter and my puppy!

I've been so bad it's terrible! I've totally neglected my blog! Recently, I've joined Twitter... you can find me on there under Lara_anns_fetish@yahoo.com or LaraAnnSC4. I've also joined a few other forums, and have been working on editing vids for my site. Doesn't seem like a lot, but some of my vids take a long time to edit... mostly my fault! Some have way too many bloopers cause I'm such a goof!

Other than that, I was severely disturbed last night! As most of you know, I recently adopted my first puppy! He's just adorable... but I digress, I won't go on and on like those crazy pet owners I used to so despise! Well last night, my darling pup decided to eat... who knows what... and it didn't agree with him. Keep in mind I have little ones in the house who probably feed him when I'm not looking. Regardless, he got sick, all over my carpet! Now for those of you who don't know me, I can't stand vomit! I mean, no one likes vomit (on second thought... maybe there's a fetish for that ;) However this Chiquita literally despises vomit to the umpteenth degree. Just talking about it I feel nauseous! Anyways like a good pet owner, I cleaned it up and had my pup sit down with me. About an hour had past, and all was well... so I thought!

Vomiting was over but now the gas started! OMG, OMG!!! Who knew anyone could stink so bad, let alone dogs?! Holy good Lord! I was gagging! Unreal! I put him outside... poor puppy! But I'll have none of that in my house ;) I let him back in after a while... it was better, but still nasty smells would creep out and before you knew it, knock you down!

Now it's bedtime, and of course my pup always sleeps with me. I head to bed and he's staring at me and I'm staring at him... he knows I'm not impressed! He usually sleeps like a human, on his side with his head on my pillow his nose almost touching mine, usually blowing my hair off my face. This night, like I said he knew I wasn't thrilled. Surprisingly, he slept at the bottom of the bed! But no such luck, his gas just wafted up towards me! So needless to say I finally got out of bed and decided to watch tv... what do you know... the little bugger gets up and follows me! Droopy eyes and ears hanging down, he just stared so pathetically at me. I felt so bad! So I go hunting for my fan! I finally find it, all the while he's following me leaving stink bombs everywhere I go! I plugged it in, looked at him and said "ok stinky you can sit with me but you're sitting down wind!" And I blasted that fan like there was no tomorrow!

This morning it's better but still not terrific! I head upstairs to make coffee and I see my little boy walking around with the Febreze, I didn't think much of it. Then I sit down at the table, my son sits with me, still holding the Febreze. He begins to tell me that he's solved the dogs farting problem. He continues to tell me every time the dog walks by him he sprays the Febreze just in case! I said "hey that's a great idea, when I go downstairs can I have it?" Much to my chagrin, he tells me "Mommy, you need to get your own!" I nearly died of laughter, but we came to an agreement, we decided he'd come downstairs with me while I did the laundry and be on fart patrol. And if there we any suspicious smells, he'd spray!

Anyways, here's hoping for a better evening!!!