Tattoo Pet Peves!

Everyone knows I love them! Heck, I even have quite a fetish for them lol! But there are a few I wouldn't ever think about getting! I don't have a lot of tattoos (5), but people ask me all the time "why did you get that & not this." So I figured it's about time I do a tattoo pet peeve list & hopefully, this will answer some of your questions lol!

1. Dolphins... ugh drives me nuts! Either the person got it when they were 16 or they are just a tattoo wannabe.

2. Boob tattoos is another. Frank Zappa had you Catholic girls pegged. All those years of being cooped up with the same sex has you making desperate (& permanent) pleas for male attention.

3. Tramp Stamp. Yup, although I did think at one time they were kinda nice, it's just WAY too overdone nowadays and it's always a butterfly!!! WTF These people usually are the same type to get the Dolphin tattoos.

4. Looney Tunes... Perhaps appropriate for those people that get them... after all they gotta be looney!!! Poor Taz...he seems to have become a favorite with the rednecks... I blame it on the Yosemite Sam mud-flaps!

5. Star Trek... Boldly don't go there! Even after a few light years you still won't be able to beam it off! Just buy the Kirk action figure instead!

6. Bar Codes... if you like them that much, become a cashier!

7. Barbwire... especially on a man! Pam Anderson made this tattoo extremely popular in the 90's. IMHO, men shouldn't get a tattoo that has been popularized by a woman!

8. Neck tattoos. Unless your famous or a tattooist, this is a big mistake. Guaranteed your not going to get the job if you have flames shooting up your neck!

9. Anything & I mean ANYTHING in a foreign language. There's nothing cooler than some writing on your body in a language that you don't understand! (idiots)

10. Jesus tattoos... don't get me wrong, I love Jesus, but I don't want to see his face while I'm making whoopee! As I'm sure you don't either while doing me up the butt!!!!