For the love of pets!

I've finally have turned into one of 'those' type of pet owners. You know the kind, the one that spoils their pet like crazy. Buying them tons of shit that they don't even care for lol. Actually standing in the aisle pondering over what to get... thinking... "what would my dog like?!"

Crazy I know! I used to hate people like that, they used to drive me nuts! And now, I'm one of them! The other day I caught myself thinking while at the store "oh he'd love this!" Then it hit me OMG I've turned into one of those nut jobs!

Needless to say, my family is grateful for the fact that we have a boy dog, because I can't dress him in outfits, bows and fancy little collars! BUT I did buy him a bandanna, I just couldn't help myself, I knew after all... he'd love it lol!

Winter Wonderland?

I've turned into one of those people who hate winter! I hate the cold, I hate the shoveling, I hate the bumpy roads, the slow driving, I just really hate everything that comes along with winter.

I realized that I've lost that winter wonderland magic kinda feeling that I had when I was a kid as I was driving past a school the other day. I literally saw a whole pack of kids, all of them building snowmen. I've never seen such a site. There must have been about 40 snowmen in the yard. They were laughing, playing... just really enjoying winter.

It's funny how growing up can change your perception of the things you once loved. Having to get up early to shovel and get to work on time is dreaded by everyone, and has a lot of us looking at the falling snow with despair!

From now on I'm going to try to appreciate winter a bit more. After all when you look outside and see the glistening snow, and ice covered tree branches, it is quite beautiful!

Fetish Tab

Just thought I'd let you know, that I have now created a FETISH tab on my site. If you click on it you will see a list of all the fetishes that I have catered to along with the corresponding update numbers!

Proof of Purchase

I went shopping the other day, among some of the stores I went to were Costco and Walmart. I have always been bothered by the fact that after you purchase things from their stores, you must stand in another line up to show your receipt as they check over your basket or bags.

Some of you probably don't give a shit, but legally they have no right to do that. Once I have paid for my purchase, it is now legally mine and I don't have to show any proof of purchase. I can if I want to, but legally it's not required. Yet we all stand in their line-ups like sheep, waiting for the a ok to leave.

Next time when I'm not in a rush, I'm going to tell them that legally have no right and see what happens!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's day! Here's wishing you a weekend full of sexy kinky fun!
xxx

Just Lovely!

The other day hubby and I head over to his parents house. He runs downstairs to grab some wine, while I'm in the kitchen with his mom. We begin with the regular chit chat, and finally she says to me "I have something to show you." I follow her out of the kitchen and into her office room.

She proceeds to tell me that she found something amongst her son's old stuff in the basement, and she's not too sure who it is. No biggie I think, she's always trying to get me jealous of my hubby's previous girlfriends, so at this point I'm assuming it's an old pic of one of his X's, and I'm going to hear the usual "isn't she stunning?!"

OMG I was not prepared for this! It's me! NAKED non the less! Spread eagle on a log, during one of our vacations. Just when I think it can't get any more embarrassing, she informs me that she looked over it quite well but was unsure if it was me, so she showed my father-in-law, and after close examination, they concluded that it must be me!

I don't think I've ever been speechless before that day! I just stood there like an idiot! What was I going to say... clearly it was me! lol So after trying to regain my composure, I say "well he has naked pics too you know!" Oh yeah! Wait to go Lara! Another stupid idiotic moment!

So I grab the picture and head to the basement to inform hubby what's just happened. He starts to laugh! As I go on drilling him with why in the world would he leave this kinda stuff at his parents house, I hear the doorbell upstairs.

As if things couldn't get any worse, I hear my mother-in-law talking to a friend of my hubby's, who's seen our car in the driveway and thought he'd say pop in to say hello.

Well, as I head up the stairs, I hear her telling him, "you'll never believe what I found!" You gotta be kidding me, she's not really going to tell his friend is she?! Oh yes she was and in detail! Saying stuff like "she was shaved... can you believe girls do that nowadays?!"

I was absolutely mortified! I don't even want to continue my way upstairs! But unfortunately I have to lol! As I loudly make my way to where they are, I hear her say "you didn't hear this from me!"

I glance over my shoulder and look at hubby, "nice, real nice!" I say. He again, starts laughing, because this of course is just hilarious! We walk into the living room, his mother spins around and leaves, and his buddy pats him on the back and says "she got any friends?!"

Speechless once again, I look at the opened bottle of wine on the coffee table, grab it, sit my ass down on the couch, and start drinking from the bottle! To which I hear "oh yeah, set me up buddy, set me up!"

Life Lessons

Well as some of you know and if you don't well now you do, that I do a lot of volunteering in my town. Lately, I seem to get all the seniors... no biggie I like them! They have a lot to tell you if you only listen.

I've been working with this one lady on and off, at first in her home and now at the old age home she's in. I remember when I helped her unpack her belongings into her new place, I was shocked. While helping her unpack her bedroom box, I pull out this thing in a box labeled "fragile!" I nearly died! As I unrolled the newspaper that covered it and holding it now in my hand, she turns to me and says "oh that's my boyfriend! put him in my night table!"

OMG I was holding this old ladies dildo! lol I just stood there not moving, in total shock! She said "oh get over it dear, we all get the urge!" OMG OMG! Did I just hear this from an almost 80 year old woman???

We proceed to unpack more things and now we are down to her photo albums. I asked her if I could peek, she said sure. She was on a soft ball team! She was absolutely gorgeous, shapely but fit! When she saw me looking at those pics, she said "you know every boy in town was after me!" She had made prom queen and won some beauty contests. Looking at those photos made me sad because now she is so old and fragile.

She started to tell me that when she looks in the mirror she doesn't even recognize the person she sees. She said the problem is that on the inside she's still 30, but the outside doesn't reflect that nor does it let her do all the things she would like to. She said youth is wasted on the young.

She said she used to put a lot of emphasis on her beauty. Beauty mattered, it was very important, she said it still is but she has come to realize that the only beauty that truly sticks around is the inner beauty of a person. Which, we all know that anyways, it's not news to anyone. But I could see that it must have been harder on her to grow old than a regular person. I don't know, just my thinking. From being model beautiful to the way she looks now, must be hard. I mean it's hard on everyone, no one wants to get old. Forget just the wrinkles alone, but the having to depend on people... that's even harder.

I went to pick her up the other day and do some things around town with her, and she was saying how upset she is because she's now lost all privacy. They don't allow locks on the doors, in case she falls, or something goes wrong. I felt bad for her. Then she made me die of laughter by saying "now how will I get some boyfriend time in?!" (her dildo) I told her that "well they don't really check in on you after lunch till almost supper time, so you will have some time!" and she said "well you got to strike while the iron is hot... I can't plan this!" Which is so true!

WOW never did I think that masturbation would be so important at that age lol. I don't know I mean I want to be horny till the day I die, but when you look at a really old person, you just don't think that that matters to them.

What can you do I guess but try to live a long life, fill it with lots of laughs and love as much as possible. Looks shouldn't matter as much as they do, because in the end, we are all old and wrinkly and never that person that we would look at and say "damn I want to fuck that!" So what matters most is being able to surround yourself with the beautiful on the inside people you know the kind that you think to yourself, "I want to spend more time with that incredible person." Because looks will fade, and we are left only with the beauty on the inside, and hopefully it's beautiful and not ugly, because then, we are no good to anyone, just an empty old shell.